Waiting For Daddy

Translation: What are those? Street lamps? Why are they not on? Why? Why? Why must I wait all the time? ......... What is the meaning of all this? All these people pushing the rattling cars with a lot of plastic bags in them..... I do not understand. It makes no sense. No sense, no sense to me. I'm bored.

Busy Town

Happy New Year

We are back from Lombok, Indonesia where I got a tan for Christmas.

More pictures to come soon, till then,

Happy New Year!

Little Sweeper III

Julien Sings "Elmo Song"

This is my favourite song, it's Elmo Song!

Easy Like Sunday Morning

My First Indian Wedding

Here I am at the Sri Mariamamm Temple in Chinatown, one of the oldest Hindu temples in Singapore.

It was very loud, but I enjoyed the music, pity they wouldn't let me play my recorder up on stage.

I would've fit right in!

Mojo

No dog has ever made me feel this way.

I am fascinated and fearful at the same time.

Wasserspielplatz

There is no other water playground like the one at the Singapore Zoo!

Es gibt keine andere Wasserspielplatz wie im Singapore Zoo!

Wir Fahren nach die Grosseltern

Buddha and Me

 Here, have some of my water.

Now can you grant me my wish?

Juju Comments on Friday Morning

My New Playroom / Neuer Kinderzimmer

 Mummy, I want to sketch you the layout of my new playroom.

 I can see it in my mind, nothing too jazzy.... primary colours.

 Here, I'll show you what I mean...

What the.....

Who's this clown, Mummy, he's ruining everything!

Listen to me, Mummy and Daddy!

I have a vision.
Make it happen!

Same Zoo.....

....new friend.

Gleicher Zoo....neuer Freund.

Coffee Break / Kaffee Pause

Caffeine is overated.

Juju and Maxi Joint Venture

 I'm not a fan of joint ventures, especially with the Swiss.

 What? You want me to work with Maxi?

Oh, alright Daddy, but I'm telling you I can do a better job by myself.

 Come on then Maxi, get it going.

 Let me do it, Maxi, you just watch and learn.

 No, I'M in charge of the bucket.

 You Swiss should just stick to making cuckoo clocks and underground bank vaults.

Leave the REAL work to the Germans.

Junior Intern

Mummy's office needs staff badly, so badly that they asked me to come in today to help out Consular Officer for East Asia. Since my schedule was open, I obliged. 

It's not like I am busy saving the economy and our labour woes today.

Ben & Jerry's

Adults always control the ice-cream.

Juju & Oscar

Sorry about the photos. Mummy said I wouldn't stay still so she could take a good one.

This is Oscar. He was really boring, everyone said he was afraid of me.

I can't see why since I was so friendly.

Enschuligung fur die Fotos. Mama sagt, dass ich bleiben würde nicht immer noch so, dass sie eine gute Foto machen könnte. Dies ist Oscar. Er war wirklich langweilig, jeder sagte, dass er Angst vor mir war.

Wieso? Da ich so freundlich war.

Fragen & Antworten

Opa: Mama kommt?
Julien: Nein.
Opa: Papa kommt?
Julien: Nein.
Opa: Wo gehe Oma?
Julien: Keine Ahnung.
Opa: Wo ist Oma?
Julien: Dort.
Opa: Und Tante?
Julien: Da.
Tante Valerie: Und Opa? Wo ist Opa?
Julien: Da.
Opa: Sehr gut Baby!

Mit Grandma

Big Boy Swing

I am a big boy now and I can go on the big boys' swing.

See?

Bicycle / Radfahren

Insomnia

Good Help Is Hard To Find

 

Yeah, it's very hard to get good help these days.

 

I'd like to do it myself, you know....                            .... but sometimes, you just don't have time.

 

 It's not easy. I have to give specific instructions, show them how to get it done the way I like it.....

 They just don't get simple instructions.

 Just a sec....

 "I don't think that's the right way to do it Daddy"

 Sigh. Foreigners.

I'll just have to do it myself. 

AhrrrP!

Junior Executive

Purzelbaum

At The Zoo Again

The Singapore Zoo.

There is no better zoo.

Ice Cream Please

I don't understand why I can't have another ice cream.

Hands Behind Your Back!

Crybaby

I state categorically in my defence that it WAS a strange place, I missed my nap, and they forgot to feed me. 

Ich kategorisch in meiner Verteidigung, es ein seltsamer Ort war, ich meine Nickerchen vermisste und sie vergaßen, um mich zu ernähren.

16 Months Old

I am 16 months. I like climbing onto chairs, screaming like a girl (because it annoys everyone) and filling my bucket with water. I hate brushing my teeth.

Rutschen / Sliding

Tuck and Roll

Mummy and Daddy are amazed that I taught myself how to do this.

Yup, I didn't see it on TV, in a book or anyone else doing it.

I just thought it would be nice to make them laugh, strange people, they now think I am a talented gymnast....

Lollipop

They gave me a haircut. It was terrible and I cried and cried but the awful woman shaved me.

Then they gave me a lollipop and Mummy taught me how to suck on it.

I forgive them.