Uncle Christian

Remstecken Wildlife Park

 

Cosmopolitan

At my playground, there are Germans, Chinese, German-Chinese, Scottish-Chinese, Indians, Indian-Caucasians, Americans, British, British-who-sound-Australian, Africans, and other mixed kids.

There are no French, because as hard as I listened (even though I didn't need to), I couldn't hear a single one.

Little Sweepers

 My Mummy always says that men can do everything a woman can except grow a baby.

I totally agree.

Sentosa

Who's That Boy?

 

Erste Wörter

 Mummy, ball!

Mama, der ball!

How come I don't have a red polka dot ball?

Warum nicht meinen Ball rot mit Polka Dots?

Tired of Papa traveling

It's much more fun when he's around and I can just get tired from playing all day.

Busy Bodies

Dion and I get busy in Mummy's kitchen.

Thai Express

Translation: There is nothing express about this place. Service is slow, food is mediocre and there's nothing for kids that won't burn our tongues to a flame. No more Thai Express please!