Ben & Jerry's

Adults always control the ice-cream.

Juju & Oscar

Sorry about the photos. Mummy said I wouldn't stay still so she could take a good one.

This is Oscar. He was really boring, everyone said he was afraid of me.

I can't see why since I was so friendly.

Enschuligung fur die Fotos. Mama sagt, dass ich bleiben würde nicht immer noch so, dass sie eine gute Foto machen könnte. Dies ist Oscar. Er war wirklich langweilig, jeder sagte, dass er Angst vor mir war.

Wieso? Da ich so freundlich war.

Fragen & Antworten

Opa: Mama kommt?
Julien: Nein.
Opa: Papa kommt?
Julien: Nein.
Opa: Wo gehe Oma?
Julien: Keine Ahnung.
Opa: Wo ist Oma?
Julien: Dort.
Opa: Und Tante?
Julien: Da.
Tante Valerie: Und Opa? Wo ist Opa?
Julien: Da.
Opa: Sehr gut Baby!

Mit Grandma

Big Boy Swing

I am a big boy now and I can go on the big boys' swing.

See?

Bicycle / Radfahren

Insomnia

Good Help Is Hard To Find

 

Yeah, it's very hard to get good help these days.

 

I'd like to do it myself, you know....                            .... but sometimes, you just don't have time.

 

 It's not easy. I have to give specific instructions, show them how to get it done the way I like it.....

 They just don't get simple instructions.

 Just a sec....

 "I don't think that's the right way to do it Daddy"

 Sigh. Foreigners.

I'll just have to do it myself. 

AhrrrP!

Junior Executive

Purzelbaum

At The Zoo Again

The Singapore Zoo.

There is no better zoo.

Ice Cream Please

I don't understand why I can't have another ice cream.

Hands Behind Your Back!

Crybaby

I state categorically in my defence that it WAS a strange place, I missed my nap, and they forgot to feed me. 

Ich kategorisch in meiner Verteidigung, es ein seltsamer Ort war, ich meine Nickerchen vermisste und sie vergaßen, um mich zu ernähren.

16 Months Old

I am 16 months. I like climbing onto chairs, screaming like a girl (because it annoys everyone) and filling my bucket with water. I hate brushing my teeth.

Rutschen / Sliding