Juju and Maxi Joint Venture

 I'm not a fan of joint ventures, especially with the Swiss.

 What? You want me to work with Maxi?

Oh, alright Daddy, but I'm telling you I can do a better job by myself.

 Come on then Maxi, get it going.

 Let me do it, Maxi, you just watch and learn.

 No, I'M in charge of the bucket.

 You Swiss should just stick to making cuckoo clocks and underground bank vaults.

Leave the REAL work to the Germans.

Junior Intern

Mummy's office needs staff badly, so badly that they asked me to come in today to help out Consular Officer for East Asia. Since my schedule was open, I obliged. 

It's not like I am busy saving the economy and our labour woes today.

Ben & Jerry's

Adults always control the ice-cream.

Juju & Oscar

Sorry about the photos. Mummy said I wouldn't stay still so she could take a good one.

This is Oscar. He was really boring, everyone said he was afraid of me.

I can't see why since I was so friendly.

Enschuligung fur die Fotos. Mama sagt, dass ich bleiben würde nicht immer noch so, dass sie eine gute Foto machen könnte. Dies ist Oscar. Er war wirklich langweilig, jeder sagte, dass er Angst vor mir war.

Wieso? Da ich so freundlich war.

Fragen & Antworten

Opa: Mama kommt?
Julien: Nein.
Opa: Papa kommt?
Julien: Nein.
Opa: Wo gehe Oma?
Julien: Keine Ahnung.
Opa: Wo ist Oma?
Julien: Dort.
Opa: Und Tante?
Julien: Da.
Tante Valerie: Und Opa? Wo ist Opa?
Julien: Da.
Opa: Sehr gut Baby!

Mit Grandma

Big Boy Swing

I am a big boy now and I can go on the big boys' swing.

See?

Bicycle / Radfahren

Insomnia

Good Help Is Hard To Find

 

Yeah, it's very hard to get good help these days.

 

I'd like to do it myself, you know....                            .... but sometimes, you just don't have time.

 

 It's not easy. I have to give specific instructions, show them how to get it done the way I like it.....

 They just don't get simple instructions.

 Just a sec....

 "I don't think that's the right way to do it Daddy"

 Sigh. Foreigners.

I'll just have to do it myself. 

AhrrrP!

Junior Executive

Purzelbaum

At The Zoo Again

The Singapore Zoo.

There is no better zoo.

Ice Cream Please

I don't understand why I can't have another ice cream.