It's a Boy!

That's what I look to the Doctor, Mummy said.  She and the Papa saw something on the screen that looked like my wee wee.  The Doc said there's a chance I could still be a girl, with an enlarged vulva, maybe. I don't like the sound of that at all.  They will have a look again in December to be sure.

Papa is over the moon that I am going to be a boy.  Mummy took a while to get used to it, but now she is okay. She said they will just have to try again in a few years, she doesn't think she will be so unlucky to get two boys.  Actually Mummy is quite happy. She's more relieved that I passed all my tests so far.  Mummy now has someone to blame for all the pimples on her face. Sorry, Mummy.

Grandpa is also rather happy although he doesn't show it, he showed Papa a book about kungfu and spent a long time telling Papa about how he used to learn judo and kungfu when he was younger. So I will play fussball and learn judo. I also have to learn to speak 3 languages, my schedule is already packed and I'm not even born yet.

Papa finds every opportunity to tell everyone what a great job he did with me. Mummy is not as impressed, but I can tell Papa is VERY pleased with himself.  I sure hope I'm going to stay a boy, otherwise Papa is going to be very embarrassed.

Julien?

13 weeks

I like to move
I like to feel
I like jumping and
I won't stay still

I'm sucking my thumb
And touching my head
I'm bouncing around on
My amniotic bed

Now I've got my
Fingers and toes
Am I a boy?
Ha, you won't yet know

Don't try to take
A picture of me
I'm busy in here
There's nothing to see

Being quiet is
Such a chore
I'm going to play
A little while more.

Boyfriends and Girlfriends

Mummy and Papa have been having conversations about how they would raise me if I were a boy and a girl. They don't seem to agree much on this.  Papa said if I were a boy, he would highly recommend that I have as many girlfriends as possible once I am 15 and I can bring them home.  Mummy said I will do that over her dead body. Mummy will not allow any girls to stay over until I graduate from university. She said, "No teenage sex under my roof."  She's also given me a midnight curfew until I go to university, whether I am a boy or a girl. Papa thinks that's crazy (but only if I were a boy).

I don't know what all the fuss is anyway. I don't even know what a girlfriend is, much less sex. It might have something to do with the stuff that's happening between my legs this week, it sure seems to be a big deal to these adults.

Right now, all I really care about is finding my thumb. I've heard that it can be a lot of fun putting it in my mouth. I think I'll get on that right away.