Pure Magic

 No Daddy, I am not convinced that the bag goes with my outfit.

I was right. It's my ridiculous orange shorts.

It just doesn't go.

The Restaurant Critic

 Oh it's you again. Where am I?

I'm at this bistro called Skyve, it's hidden away in this old schoolbuilding off Bukit Timah Road.

What? Is it any good?

Well, let me see....

  Okay, the food looks a tad on the chi chi side,             Hmm, not bad, tastes pretty good.  I recommend  

  quite pricey for breakfast, give me a minute....                 the smoked salmon with avocado and rosti.

                        
                         Yes, this is the smoked salmon....                               Mummy said I couldn't have the pear
                                                                                                          but Aunty Carrie gave me ice cream.

 It's a bit like House at the Barracks at Dempsey. But this one is better cos they have a nice swing outside. Let's take a look at the other side.

    I'm a bit iffy on the carpet, a string came undone                            Whoa, check out the aunty!

    when I pulled, but it's cool if your Mummies 

    aren't uptight about it.

Service could be better, my freshly squeezed orange juice came after everyone had finished eating and the plates were cleared. And the waiter didn't seem to understand either English or Baby.

Unacceptable.


Okay, no more interviews please.
It's my nap time.

The Handyman / Der Zimmermann

 Hmm, Daddy let me help you with that.

Papa, lass mich dir helfen.

You want this one, Daddy? Sure thing.

Willst du das Teil haben? Kein Problem.

 Righto, I'll just put it right here for you....

Toll, ich habe es hier für Dich....

 Wait a minute, Daddy, you're not doing that right!

Einen Moment Papa, du machst das nicht richtig!

 This is how you screw it in, Daddy!

So geht das, Papa!

You're welcome.

Bitte.

Umbrella!

I don't mind rainy days cos I love umbrellas!

Julien: 3 bis 8 Monate

Me, me, me, me and more me!

Snoozing With Daddy

On rainy Sundays I like to snooze.

Daddy sometimes joins me and Mummy secretly takes pictures of us.

Swinging 2

My Playground

 Look at me!

 Whee!

 Right, 9....and....10!

 Giddyup Daddy!

Okay Mummy, let's walk home.

 Ah, I'll hitch a ride with Daddy, it's faster.

Erste Schritte

Ich habe kuerzlich angefangen, die ersten Schritte auszuprobieren. Gestern habe ich erst Papa morgens und dann auch Po Po mit sage und schreibe 4 kleinen Schritten ueberrascht. Way to go... literally.

Party Boy

My friend Dion turned one year old.

I don't know what the big deal was, we had to take a picture with all these other people, there was a cake that I didn't get to eat, and worst of all, there were 8 other babies in my way.

What's a guy gotta do to get some playtime?

All Man

These days I've been getting mistaken for being a girl.

 I know you ladies can't resist my pretty lashes and silky locks, but I assure you, I am ALL MAN.

My Homies

 Hello! Let me introduce you to my homies, aka my posse, aka my entourage.

 This is my Opa. He's cool. He carries me everywhere and doesn't complain that I am heavy.

 This is my Oma. She's the best, and she likes to ask me how tall I am "Wie grosse is der Juju?"

This is my Mummy.

Milk.

 That's my Gong Gong. He gives me EVERYTHING I want.

 That's Uncle Tobi. Sometimes he comes around. He still owes me a present.

 That's Yi Po (grand aunt). She helps Po Po out with babysitting me. Apparantly I'm a two-person job.

That's my Yi Yi (auntie Val) and my Popo.
You all know Daddy of course.

Fooling Around

 What? Mummy said I was playing with the sockets?

 I have no idea what she's talking about....

Um, that's not me.

Cafe Ratings

 Coffee Bean at Orchard is not bad for a guy with a short attention span.

Their al fresco area is large and airy, I can see lots of goings-on, like sexy aunties and other little people like myself.

Toast Box at 112 has the best ambience but I would have to give em a thumbs down because they didn't have high chairs. I had to spend the whole time on Daddy.

Not good.

Flugzeug

The ride to Phuket was not bad. Daddy and I had a nap...

  Mummy entertained me...

 Oma fed me...

But it all went downhill when I needed the toilet and the seatbelt sign came on.